Disney Princesses Gone Wild ... and Weird

If you're a Disney purist, stop reading: I repeat, stop reading right now. What I'm about to do is wrong, just plain wrong, and you're not going to like it.

Fat Princesses.

A young artist, known professionally as Creepy Miranda, has drawn the princesses not happily ever after but unhappily pass the bon-bons.

I first saw these controversial images several days ago, and since then they've gained traction and have begun to appear on many of the sites that traffic in the bizarre, the absurd, the wrong.

Back on August 29 I gave hullabaloo to the nice lady from Minnesota who is boycotting Disney for a year because she doesn't like the message of perfect physical beauty embodied by the Disney Princesses. She feels it's harmful to her daughter. I wonder what she thinks about these gals?

But weight, there's more: monster princesses, super-powered princesses, cover girl princesses.

The "monster princesses" are the worst. Zombie Ariel? Scarecrow Demon Cinderella? I suppose, for Halloween only, Disney might consider letting monster princesses roam the park to terrify little girls and, well, maybe not, and maybe I have a problem.