Disneystrology: So, Um, Ariel - What's Your Sign?

Astrology leaves me as cold as the stars. So I expected little more than portentous portents and a few stock Disney pictures (like Chip saying "you'll have a great day!", Dale saying you won't) from Lisa Finander's new book, Disneystrology: What Your Disney Persona Says About You.

What a surprise! Lisa's book, released yesterday on Amazon, isn't about analyzing your stars but pairing you up with 'kindred' Disney characters whose traits you share based on your date of birth.

For example, if you were born on November 9, your Disney character is Pinocchio who embodies your traits of youth, exuberance, and friendliness. (People who just turned 82 last November 9 can ignore the 'youth' part.)

The book has entries for each day of the year, one per colorful page, accompanied by an illustration of 'your' Disney character and the three traits that best describe the two of you. Don't worry: you won't find any negativity here; no one gets paired up with Lotso and described as hateful, manipulative, and sociopathic.

Wouldn't it have been something, though, if Lisa had slipped that one in there?

I love the concept and I love the neat, organized presentation of the content. Disneystrology is in paperback, quite affordable, and the perfect take-along for your next Disney trip.