Disney Pick Up Lines

Ah, affairs of the heart! You've come to the right place. If you've been unlucky in love, we've got for you here today the very best Disney pick up lines, guaranteed effective when in close quarters with the Disney social media mom of your desire.

- by Bob McLain, April 2, 2011

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Imagine:

You're in a bar, or maybe at your kid's softball game, and next to you is the woman (or man) of your dreams. What to say?

You could start off with a remark about the weather, if you're outside, or a simple "how's it going?", followed by a mild compliment about the other person's attire, but neither guarantees you of success.

In those situations, think Disney.

The helpful folks on SocialiteLife have compiled the top 14 dirty Disney pick up lines.

Yes, dirty. If you're not in the market for a dirty pick up line, or if you don't think you can effectively use one without having your intended lover laugh in your face, then please, read no further.

These pick up lines are more crude than dirty, though a few do cross the, um, line.

Other than the next Disney Social Media Moms Conference, I'm not sure where you'd be able to use one of them, but it's fun to imagine, isn't it?

Imagine, for instance, yourself walking up to a gaggle of social media moms in Fantasyland, selecting the mom of your desire, and hitting her with:

"You must be Cinderella, 'cause I see that dress disappearing by midnight."

And then running for your life.

Or, perhaps, finding yourself cornered by said social media moms who chant in unisom: "I've got gadgets and gizmos a-plenty".

Of course, the best Disney pick up line isn't dirty and works every time.

Simply smile and say: "I'm with the Disney Dispatch".