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Perfect Celebration Alligator Signage
Every Disney picture tells a Disney story, and today we continue with our set of perfect park pics from Dan Sisneros, who decamped Disney World and drove down the road to Celebration, but not to harass the alligators.
In Celebration, Florida, the near-perfect little town built by Disney, they don't want you feeding or harassing their alligators.
Not feeding alligators I understand.
But not harassing them? What does that mean? Are there people who would approach large reptiles with an appetite for human flesh and poke them with a stick?
(We'll leave unsaid whether the gene pool would be cleaner with those folks out of it.)
Or maybe you're just not supposed to yell at the alligators and tell them how wonderful their hide would look stretched over a pair of boots.
The best part of this picture is the pint-sized pal draped over the top of the sign.
Baby alligator? Maybe.
And you know what it's saying?
You can't touch this.
The images in Park Perfect this week are courtesy Dan Sisneros.
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