FROM: Celebrity Disney Published Sundays
Gaga, Beyonce, Hefner, and More!
We hit Disney celebrity paydirt this week with Beyonce looking fine in a Goofy hat, Lady Gaga making the Evil Queen look like a Girl Scout, and stoic Hugh Hefner in a scooter trying to keep up with two blondes in another scooter.
What a week! Across the globe, celebrities descended upon Disney Parks in their finest fashions and their prettiest poses, with a pair of sputtering scooters for good measure.
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Lady Gaga with the Evil Queen
Matt Damon with wife Luciana and Mickey Mouse
Beyonce in a Goofy Hat
Ke$ha with the White Rabbit
Hugh Hefner with Blondes
Let's put on the Perez and see what we've got...
Lady Gaga and the Evil Queen [PIC]
The Evil Queen looks tame beside snarling and intensely photogenic Lady Gaga who hasn't yet bitten into that possibly poison apple.
Lady Gaga's black outfit and killer sunglasses are casual attire for her, and the Queen's rather smug face conceals her royal pique at being upstaged by a commoner.
That won't stop the Disney World Cast Member portraying the Queen from buying lots of copies of this photo and sending them to all of her friends.
Matt Damon and Mickey Mouse [PIC]
With all due respect to Matt Damon and his wife Luciana, not even posing with Mickey Mouse in Disneyland can make them interesting in this week's round-up of Disney celebrities.
But they look genuinely happy to pose with the Mouse, and they also look plain genuine.
Beyonce in a Goofy Hat [PIC]
I've seen people in the parks wearing Goofy hats. They can't help but look ridiculous in them.
Beyonce does not look ridiculous wearing a Goofy hat - the really Goofy kind, with the buckteeth in front - this week at Disneyland Paris. She looks stunning. The (presumably) French people around her look pissed for some reason.
Maybe they realize they can't rock their own berets the way Beyonce does that Goofy hat.
Ke$ha with the White Rabbit [PIC]
In January, I wrote a Tiding about hip-hop singer Ke$ha's Disney music video, a humorous but definitely not-for-the-kids parody of Disney princesses, and I wrote that Ke$ha was beautiful enough to portray a princess herself.
See for yourself as she stands in a black dress with shades and pink sneakers next to a very lucky White Rabbit on a sunny day in Disney World's Magic Kingdom.
Alice, meanwhile, tapped her foot outside the frame, contemplating a name change to Ali¢e.
Hugh Hefner with Blondes [PIC]
A stoic Hugh Hefner putts around Disneyland in a scooter, trailing behind a second scooter driven by his lovely Playboy Bunny fiancee (24-year-old Crystal Harris) assisted by an equally lovely blonde (24-year-old Anna Berglund).
Hef sports a sailor's hat and looks every bit his 85 years. Maybe Beyonce's Goofy hat would have helped?
His beauties, once they got their scooter purring, tended to leave Hef in the dust, though he did his best to keep up, occasionally bumping into them out of habit but to the embarrassment of all.
Until next week, keep your feet on Main Street and keep reaching for the Disney stars.
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